Sticking it to the man

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Sticking it to the man is an alternate term for cheating, so called because it sounds more awesome. Sticking it to the man is one of the founding values of the cheating site PSUPedia. The key principles behind sticking it to the man are as follows:

  1. Ruining it for everyone else.
  2. Killing the game, the community and harming the franchise as a whole.
  3. Overshadowing the victory of new content in PSU.

If you wish to stick it to the man, the two easiest methods are the Machinegun Glitch and the Grinder Glitch. Read on for instructions!

Machinegun Glitch

The Machinegun Glitch, or MGG as it is commonly known, is an exploit whereby a Machinegun can be made to fire much faster than would normally be possible, amongst other effects. It is perfect for ruining it for everyone else in TAs and sticking it to the racing tournament man. Be wary of others using the MGG though, or you could find your victory overshadowed!

Necessary tools - 1x Xbox 360, 1x copy of PSU, 1x Cucumber, 1x Cultist Robe (pref. black, hood required)

  1. Switch on Xbox and log into your character.
  2. Make sure you have a Machinegun equipped into the fourth slot in your action palette. This is very important!.
  3. Put on your cultist robe and hood.
  4. This part is easy to screw up so read carefully - while running around the 5th floor of the Guardians Colony, you should invoke Yog-Sothoth, Lurker at the Threshold and Opener of the Way, with the mystic chant of invocation (see below).
  5. Assuming you have been successful in calling forth The Beyond One, he should have granted unto you the knowledge of impaling yourself in the eye with your cucumber. Do so.
  6. Load up a mission and switch to your Machinegun. Congratulations! It should now be under the effects of the MGG!

Mystic Chant of Invocation

   Y'AI'NG'NGAH
   YOG-SOTHOTH
   H'EE-L'GEB
   F'AI TRHODOG
   UAAAAH

Grinder Glitch

The Grinder Glitch allows for the mass production of +10 grinders. It is most often used to produce the S-grade grinders. This lends itself for ruining it for everyone else in the economic sphere and overshadowing the entire grinder market. Go forth, and stick it to the rich man!

Necessary tools - 1x Xbox 360, 1x copy of PSU, 1x copy of The Care Bears Movie, several hot nude pics of yourself

  1. Switch on Xbox and log into your character.
  2. Go to your PM and synth some grinders, but don't pull them out yet!
  3. Start watching The Care Bears Movie in the background. Every time the word 'friend' or a derivative is mentioned, hunt one of yours down and kill him/her. If you have no friends, you're in luck! You don't have to kill anyone. You might want to go outside a bit though.
  4. In between killing friends or dragging yourself out of the basement, send the hot nude pics of yourself to the appropriate PSUPedia SysOp via PSUP forum PM. If you're a hot girl, send them to Mewn. If you're modestly hot, send them to Qwerty. If you're a guy, send them to essen.
  5. Once all this is done and the movie has finished, pull out your grinders. If you've done everything correctly, they should be +10s! It works first time, every time.